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Despite many failed attempts to exercise more, eat better, and take better care of myself, I've decided to make the "Trophy Wife Resolution." Since I am the complete anti-thesis of a trophy wife, let's see if I can rise to the challenge!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

CPR (Not for Me) , Work Out Video Suggestions Needed and ADHD Part Deux

Last night I took my CPR re-certification class. I have had to use these skills twice in my life. I've performed CPR on an infant, who fortunately lived, while working at a hospital. When I was working at an academic center, I also saved a professor from choking on a jellybean. Simultaneously, I tried to get the professor's poodle's mouth off my leg in the middle of doing the Heimlich. (The professor later gave me a bag of jellybeans as a thank you.) If you have only a few hours to spare to volunteer for anything, CPR is one of those skills I recommend everyone take time to learn.

In other news, I asked the Therapist for her advice about the ADHD suggested diagnosis. I'm lucky to be surrounded by so many shrinks. It saves on health care costs.

Although she reminded me it's out of her scope of practice to diagnosis, she reminded me that we need to examine my life situation. In addition to shlepping kids, my life involves daily juggling and re-prioritizing between consulting gigs and life. For me, work and family life are seamless. My home is my office minus a few hours a week at the fitness center. My kids are always with me minus 1.5 hours in the day. Clients contact me with new deadlines or projects in the middle of the day. While I've been able to manage expectations for the majority of the time, my life is filled with constant interruptions and surprises.

Life is usually interesting.

Either way, the jury is still out on the ADHD. I'll have to ask my Jewish mutha. As the inventor of Jewish Mutha Munchausen's, she's always looking for a new diagnosis to explain my current state of existence.

In better news, Alpha Male realizes I'm taking the Trophy Wife Resolution seriously. He appreciates that dinner has come a long way from my days of cooking chicken in a coffee pot.

He swindled a book store discount for workout videos. Now I won't be able to make the excuse that I need to return the library rentals to avoid late fees. I need to make a decision fast because the offer expires on Friday. Any suggestions for a great workout video? Other than the Jersey Shore's Situation's ab video, any others in that area would be greatly appreciated!

2 comments:

  1. Best Pal She Turned GayJanuary 20, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    My best friend at work who we will call, the Fantastic Female, swears by this video series by Beach Body, called Shaun T.'s Insanity. While I think that the word "insanity" is supposed to connote that it is a crazy good workout. There is something of a poetic justice in recommending it to you, Trophy Wife. Get this video, it will kick your A**!

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  2. Thanks for the suggestion. Using a video like that, I'm sure your friend is someone's trophy wife/partner.

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